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Happy Birthday to ME!! Today is my birthday and so far I have gotten lots of good gifts and tributes from you boys and sissies! Didn’t get me a gift, but still want to? Don’t worry, you can get me a gift card today and have it sent to my e-mail still!

So far 2008 is looking to be a very prosperous year for me. Some of my slaves are finally stepping up and doing what they know they need to do for me. It is funny though, because they all want me to write about them in my hot phone sex blog. Well, I can’t write about everyone, but I will write about the losers who really stick out in my mind!

I have been talking to the biggest loser in the world lately. He is 38, a virgin, has a small pathetic 2-inch wee wee and I have him hooked on fucking plastic bags filled with lotion and Vaseline! ::giggle:: I sent him a list of goods I want him to get for our stroke session tonight. Want to know what they are? A squash or melon, pumpkin pie filling, a tortilla and butter and I told him to get some sissy smelling lotion, so that he can smell the scent of a woman. I can’t believe I got him to cum probably 10 times yesterday; until no more cum came out of his wee wee, just the sensation of an orgasm! He is such a loser that he sends me tributes just to keep me interested. Oh, did I mention he still lives with his Mom? LOSER!

I saw slave spot on webcam the other day. It was the most pathetic thing! What a nerd. I am still laughing at him with his big glasses and man boobs. Sure man boobs are good for sissies, but not if you are not a sissy boy! I just want to take the shoes that he bought me the other day and stomp all over him and squish that little thing he calls a dick! Slave spot did have one good idea though. He said I should start getting all of you slaves to start tributing me every week to pay my bills…he is even going to get a part-time job so that he can send me what he earns from that.

And then I have sissy sandra. She wanted an assignment from me and did I ever give her one! I told her to go to VS, or whatever they have across seas where she is at, tell the sales associates that she is looking for the sluttiest lingerie, buy it and put it on. Then go to another store and get a hot slutty black dress and some fuck me pumps. Then sissy sandra is to go suck at least 4 cocks each day for at least $50 each and send me my earnings every night! I know she wants to do it, let’s see if she will!

My raincoat fucker has been calling lately too! He is supposed to be getting a new one this week!

So there are three of my callers; one a cock stroking, little dick loser. The other is a shoe worshiping slave and the last is a sissy cocksucker who is going to be making all kinds of cash for me. Maybe if you are lucky I will write about you in my blog too. ;)

Well, that is all from me today! I will be taking calls and may be in our free chat room throughout the day!

Happy Birthday to Me again!

Hejdo,

Empress Bailey

1-800-356-6169

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