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It has been a few days since I have updated my blog, but don’t think that means that nothing exciting has been going on lately. I have been busy at home and on the phone taking all of my phone sex fetish calls from phone sex losers like you! And it seems that everyone wants me to write about them lately, what is the deal? Do I have a bunch of phone sex exhibitionists on my hand or what?

So, here is to Warren, the pathetic little noodle dick chronic masturbating phone sex whore. He strokes his little noodle dick about a million times each day, so many times that at the end of the day he can barely even keep it hard; which is why I like to call him noodle dick, al dente style! I think he spends all of his money calling phone sex because he calls all of the cock control phone sex Mistresses to let us all know what a pathetic little loser he is.

I had a very fun game of Pass the Penis the other day. For all of you who do not yet know about Pass the Penis, you need to get updated on the great game! Basically, you call into our dispatch and talk to the dispatcher, or a phone sex Mistress before your call, about what you are looking for. It is a game where you speak to different Mistresses for different amounts of time and then get sent to a new Mistress. Usually it is a game of tease and denial, which is the case for my last game of Pass the Penis. I was the first Mistress that our stroker started with. I got him very excited and teased before he was sent to two additional Mistresses before finally being allowed to cum. However, if I were the closing Mistress I can’t say that I would have given him permission to cum…I am more of a denial girl myself ;)

And then there is the magnificent toetwerp. I say magnificent only because he is by far the craziest, weirdest, caller I have ever spoken with. This is not just my opinion though, as he likes to do multi-mistress phone sex calls and I share the same thoughts as all of the other Mistresses he has spoken with so far. He is, of course, a little dick white loser who loves big black cock, but a very very strange one! He makes the absolute funniest noises when he strokes his little white dick thinking about pretty girl feet and big black cock. I put him on speaker phone so that my big dick black stud can listen and laugh into the phone ;) All I have to say is: B,O, N-E-R… That’s the smallest dick by far  ::giggle::

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